Inuyasha

Grandfather: the legendary magic scrolls have been passed onto our shrine since...
Inuyasha: You mean this crappy piece of paper? Didn't work at all

Shippo, Inuyasha and Myouga are off to save Kagome from the Lightning Brothers
Shippo: Kagome is so beautiful, so she must be already eaten by now
Inuyasha: Like I said, just what makes you think that Kagome is so beautiful?
Myouga: I've been pondering this for a while, but Inuyasha-sama's sense of beauty seems a little off.
Shippo: Aargh! That would explain his weird hairdo and ugly fashion sense!
Myouga: Yes, his totally red outfit does have a problem. I'm sure there are better-looking clothes
Inuyasha: Aaaargh!! You guys shut up! Why did the subject get changed to my clothes?!

Inuyasha: Don't confuse me like that!! If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not then don't!!

Miroku kidnaps Kagome in to get the Shikon shards
Miroku: Although I was trying to get the Shikon shard, I guess you came with it
Kagome: so...I'm like a bonus prize?!

Miroku and Shippo are talking to Inuyasha about choosing Kikyo or Kagome
Miroku: Which one are you gonna choose?!
Inuyasha: Can't I choose both?
Shippo: Eck?! Two-timing?!

Jaken: When Sesshoumaru-sama is laughing, it is very scary!

Kagome: Shippo, If you're scared you can always ask us for help
Shippo: No, that wouldn't be fair
Inuyasha: BOO!
Shippo: AAAAH!

Inuyasha: What's up, Kagome?
Kagome: Good boy
Inuyasha: Don't treat me like a dog!
Shippo: Good boy!
Inuyasha: Oh no, not you too, Shippo!
Miroku: Good boy!
Inuyasha: All of you are pissing me off!

Kagome and Inuyasha sit. Kagome eats in silence while Inuyasha watches her.
Kagome looks absolutely innocent...
Inuyasha: What are you plotting?

Inuyasha: Hey
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) take it off

Inuyasha: Grrrr...
Kaede: that is some face you got there, Inuyasha

Kagome to Jaken: You tiny bastard!

Inuyasha: Why you...if you don't move, I'll slice you in half along with it!
Nobunaga: THAT would be a problem
Inuyasha: then move

Myouga: That's my Inuyasha-sama!
Myouga: Luring him into the fist fight! That's right! How cool he was!
Kagome: I thought you just called him a moron?

Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go!
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: ...yes?
Inuyasha: You're alive?
...
Inuyasha: You two, don't confuse me like that!!
Inuyasha: If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not gonna then don't!
Inuyasha: Do it right!

Kagome: Hey Inuyasha cut it out!
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha tries to seal up the well when Kagome tries to go home to take her exams.
Kagome: Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! SIT!

Kagome: Um, do you think we can come back before Saturday?
Inuyasha: Sure, why not?
Kagome: Really?
Inuyasha: Not that I know when this "saturday" is

Miroku kidnaps Kagome in order to get the Shikon shard
Miroku: Although I was trying to get the Shikon shard, I guess you came with it
Kagome: so...I'm like your bonus prize?!

Miroku walks right by Inuyasha, grabs Kagome's hand and says:
From hell to heaven, Buddha has spoken...you're a site for sore eyes.

Miroku: However, foul language will not cause me to hand over these Shikon
Shards, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: You know who I am?
Miroku: Not really...but that is what your beautiful female companion called you...
Kagome: My, he's not such a bad person after all

Kagome: I'm sure he's a reasonable person
Miroku runs his hand over her butt
Kagome: On second thought, KILL HIM!

Miroku: Kagome, are you worrying about me?
Kagome: I guess so
Miroku: In that case, I have a favor to ask you: please bear my child

Miroku: My apologies...I thought you two were merely companions but Inuyasha is
in love with Kagome
Inuyasha: What?? You idiot! This girl is just my jewel detector!
Kagome: Jewel detector?!? That's right, Inuyasha is already interested in someone...
and Miroku's much nicer
Inuyasha: You brat, are you betraying me?!
Miroku: You should be more polite towards a lady
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kagome: So to you I'm just a jewel detector? Why can't you be more like Miroku?
Miroku: Be more polite
Kagome: Yeah you should be more affectionate
Miroku: Yes, yes...affectionate
Kagome: Kyaa! Where do you think you're touching me?!!
Inuyasha: You bastard! You're doing it again?!?!?!?!?!

Miroku: I believe it would be best for me to stay with the princess tonight...
naturally in one bed...with one blanket...

Miroku: Ah! What kind of sorcery is that?
Kagome: I think he's just beating the crap out of them

Inuyasha: What are you doing, Kagome?
Kagome: I'm scared. This princess looks like she's gonna move any second
Inuyasha: Eh...is that all?
Kagome: "Is that all"...?
Kagome: Why you...you were thinking of something perverted, weren't you?
Inuyasha: Don't be stupid! It's your fault for leaning on me like that!!
Kagome: Aaah! I was right!
Inuyasha: I wasn't thinking of anything perverted!
Kagome: You most certainly were!

Princess: Please don't leave me, Miroku! I'm so scared!
Miroku: You're scary enough yourself
Princess: That's so meeeeeean

Miroku: Let us leave this place, quickly!
Princess: Ahh! Miroku, please wait for me!
Inuyasha: What the heck were you guys doing?
Shippo: If you ask me, even the youkai wouldn't want to deal with this Princess
Princess: Ahh, my cute fox child, please don't be so meaaaaaan!

Miroku: Just what happened with Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Just what you usually do with women everyday...
Miroku: Ahhh!! You...did such an improper thing in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Just what is it that you really do all the time?!

Miroku talking to Inuyasha about Kikyo and Kagome
Miroku: Which one are you gonna choose?!
Inuyasha: Can't I choose both?
Shippo: Eck?! Two-timing?!
Miroku: Well, that's normal for a man
Miroku: But! Whatever happens, you should never let them find out
Miroku: If you ever get caught...
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: Yes, sit...eh?

Miroku and Sango discover the true Goddess of water but she was shrunk down.
Miroku: You are very beautiful! But it's really deplorable that you are so small.
Sango: What did you say?!
Miroku: Nothing, nothing. Dammit!

Miroku: Now let's go sell these and PARTY!
Inuyasha: Dammit, I will never help anyone ever again

Sango and Kagome are bathing when they yell out cause a monkey scares them. Miroku and Inuyasha
come to the rescue, see them naked, and get clobbered by them
Miroku: Oh well, after all we saw something really nice

English dubbed version of the above quote:
Miroku: Ah, it was worth the pain. That was a very wonderful site we just saw.

Jaken: Ahh, you are laughing. No, no, please get angry
Jaken: When Sesshoumaru-sama is laughing, it is very scary!
Jaken: Please?!
Sesshoumaru walks away without saying a word
Jaken: My lifespan has just been shortened by another hundred years

Kagome: In the end, he defeated Sesshoumaru every time (talking about Inuyasha)
Toutousai: Little girl, are you dreaming?

Toutousai: Ohh, it's getting over roasted, why don't we start eating?
He eats the whole thing by himself
Inuyasha: Hey, don't eat it all by yourself!
Toutousai: Hey! Where is my meat?
Kagome: You just ate it all right now!!
Toutousai: Huh? Where am I?
Miroku calmly hits him in the head with his staff

Kouga: Then you can fall in love with me
Shippo: Doesn't he know about something called embarassment?
Miroku: No, I envy his personality

Shippo: Kagome is scary when she gets angry
Inuyasha while cowering behind a rock...
Inuyasha she's not scary at all! Damn you!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: Someone's talking shit about me
Kaede: Inuyasha, it's no surprise if someone talks shit about you.
Kaede: If you did something stupid like that...
Inuyasha: What? Hey old hag, you are calling me stupid, huh?
Kaede: You are the stupidest of the stupid
Kaede: To find the shikon shards, you got to have Kagome
Kaede: Although, I don't know what happened.
Kaede: Why did you piss her off like that?
Inuyasha: Shut up! She just left like that
Inuyasha: *imitates Kagome*
Inuyasha: I'm going home, stupid
Inuyasha: *stops imitating*
Inuyasha: like that
Kaede: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: what?
Kaede: You didn't sound anything like her

Shippo: Naraku is a guy. How can he give birth to a woman?

Sango: She is someone who said she'll even bear your child
Miroku: No, that's something I ask of all the ladies I meet
Sango: You never asked me, though
Miroku: I am sorry, Sango. Would you...
Sango: You don't have to say it!

Sango: It's just for tonight, why don't you comfort her
Kagome: Koharu-chan doesn't know much about this town either
Miroku: I can't do that, if I make a mistake and Koharu gets pregnant...

Inuyasha: Miroku, are you playing with my face?
Miroku: You noticed?

Guy 1: Did you find Naraku?
Guy 2: Why did you come back?
Guy 1: Surely you didn't run away?!
Kouga: Hmph, it's my intuition
Kouga: It's not about Naraku, but that air-headed guy that he brought with him
Kouga: I sensed an extreme danger
Kouga: My senses are always right
Kouga: In that sense Inuyasha is stupid
Kouga: He must've been shattered into pieces by Juuroumaru by now
Guy 1: Did you meet Inuyasha?
Kouga: Yeah
Guy 1: Umm, Kouga
Guy 1: This might be something stupid to say...
Guy 2: Well, isn't Kagome-sama in danger since she's with Inuyasha?
Kouga: EH!
Kouga: Stupid fool!
Kouga: If you knew that, you should've said it earlier
Guy 1 + Guy 2: You should notice that kind of stuff yourself!

Miroku: At any rate, you can use the Tetsusaiga now
Inuyasha: hehehe That's not all! Watch this! One, two...!!
Inuyasha: *he destroys a mountain*
Miroku: The Wound of the Wind!
Inuyasha: What do you think? I can use the Wound of the Wind whenever I want!
Inuyasha: *he goes on to destroy 3 more mountains*
Sango: Hey, stop it Inuyasha!
Miroku: You shouldn't be playing with a dangerous sword like that!
Inuyasha: It's okay! There's no one who can defeat me! Make me stop if you can!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
Miroku: You get so cocky when you get a few compliments
Kagome: Really, he's so simple minded
Inuyasha: Damn it...Kagome was here

Kagome: I'm not crying!
Inuyasha: You're crying
Kagome: I'm not crying!
Inuyasha: You're crying
Kagome: I'm not crying!
Inuyasha: You're crying
Kagome: Shut up! Sit!
Shippo: ok, now he's dead.

Inuyasha: (about Sango) She might not come back again since there's a groping
Inuyasha: pervert in our group
Miroku: Don't mistake me

Miroku: Does a woman lose trust in someone just because their butt is groped?

Inuyasha: What's up, Kagome?
Kagome: Good boy
Inuyasha: Don't treat me like a dog!
Shippo: Good boy!
Inuyasha: Oh noy, not you too, Shippo!
Miroku: Good boy!
Inuyasha: All of you are pissing me off!

Inuyasha: Hot!
Kagome: Jeez, when you have a hole in your stomach you keep it to yourself.

Inuyasha: Why does she stare at me with an evil expression?

Inuyasha's imagination...
Sesshoumaru: You're clumsy, Inuyasha
Kouga: What kind of shape is that, dog-face?
Inuyasha: You...!
Sesshoumaru: I'm sorry, but Tetsusaiga is too good for you
Sesshoumaru: You're useless
Inuyasha: Return it!
Kouga: Leave Kagome to me!
Inuyasha: Ahh, you!
Sesshoumaru: Tetsusaiga will be used by me
Kouga: Let's go, Kagome
Inuyasha: Wait up, you bastards!!!
Inuyasha: WAIT FOR ME!!!

In the following quote when I say *rock* I mean a rock is thrown at Miroku
Miroku: Villagers shouldn't resort to violence *rock*
Miroku: Surely if you voice your grievances *rock rock*
Miroku: Damn you people ...

Inuyasha: Hey, Shippo, tell the truth.
Inuyasha: Didn't you just have the hots for her?